I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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