He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wannas sexs uuuuu
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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