She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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