soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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