As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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