Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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