Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
So here I am, sexting at work.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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