so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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