i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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