Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
