I just made out with a guy for $7.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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