i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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