hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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