also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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