So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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