Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
