I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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