I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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