Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I have aggressive nipples.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
