if you like me you must not know who I am
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's shark week go big or go home
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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