im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
