...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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