Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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