My friends, they love my intelligence
one two three fourrrrnication!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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