she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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