And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
True college students do jello shots in the library
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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