But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
i need some magic done to my vagina
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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