My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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