yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
