just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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