"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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