she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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