how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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