It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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