Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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