just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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