To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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