hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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