I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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