i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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