Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Vodka?
Forever.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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