i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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