Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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