Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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