He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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