Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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