Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bondingđ
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
His name isnt in my phone as âSatanâs spawnâ for no reason. #devildick
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