I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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