what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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