i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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